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Best telos (sex hotels) in Buenos Aires?

I second you on that on.
When I was living in Scotland I was dating a tall blonde Australian.
She invented a fake pregrancy then told me she lost it .
Then when we broke up she came down to my place and threw all the presents I had given her during our six month stint on my front porch. My neighbours were extremely amused with that and the shouting.
Our horizontal activities were certainly up there with the best but the stress was too much!
It kepy getting more dramatic - luckily my company asked me to go to the USA for 2 months to train the sales guys at our distributor.
Only my direct family knew that I had left the country

Brazilians sure are beautiful, but damn they also sound scary lol.
As someone that lives in Brazil don't let me get started how exciting and also terrifying dating a Brazilian girl can be. @GlasgowJohn I had almost the exact same experience with an ex girlfriend here in Brazil.
 
I second you on that on.
When I was living in Scotland I was dating a tall blonde Australian.
She invented a fake pregrancy then told me she lost it .
Then when we broke up she came down to my place and threw all the presents I had given her during our six month stint on my front porch. My neighbours were extremely amused with that and the shouting.
Our horizontal activities were certainly up there with the best but the stress was too much!
It kepy getting more dramatic - luckily my company asked me to go to the USA for 2 months to train the sales guys at our distributor.
Only my direct family knew that I had left the country
Reminds me of the hot crazy and danger zone matrix!

 
Yes and they NEED drama. You can have the perfect day, lunch, beach, nice restaurant, laughs, great conversation, life is wonderful, and by the end of the day I can just see the gears in her head spinning inventing something to get jealous about because the perfect day must involve some kind of dramatic argument and make-up sex or it wouldn't be the perfect day
What is wrong with make up sex? Are you complaining Barry?
 
This 18 year old probably regrets going to a telo. Parents had a tracker on their 13 year old daughters bag and caught her at a telo.

 
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