Best telos (sex hotels) in Buenos Aires?

[Larry]

It isn't just people having sex that go to these. It can be a good option if you have a flight that arrives very late at night and your hotel room or apartment rental isn't available yet for check-in. I have done that before. I doubt that many people do that but it's a good hack depending on arrival time of flight.

This is a good idea and I suggested the same thing to a friend that arrived very late at night. He went to one near his Airbnb and then checked into his Airbnb after he left the telo. Affordable options.

 

[Surfer]

I posted this story before in an old thread but back when I used to own a very large property management company in Buenos Aires, we had a client (a gay male) that picked up stranger at a bar. He was renting a really high end apartment in Recoleta. It was the type of building where you needed a key to leave the building to exit the building for security. There was no doorman in the building.

Well, this guy got drugged in his apartment and when he woke up, the thief stole all of his things. His laptop, his 2 phones, all his money, and credit cards and even took his suitcase with most of his clothes. The worst thing is that he also took both sets of keys we gave him so he couldn't even leave the building. At that time we had 24/7 concierge and we offered to call the police and help him file a police report but he was too embarrassed and opted not to. Fortunately, the thief left his passport.

My office helped him replace all of his items. We warned him to be careful. The worst thing is about 2 weeks later he was robbed again the same way. This time they even took his guitar. This was a good candidate to use a telo. 🤣

This guy sounds like an idiot. Twice? He deserves it if he is going to be that stupid. You see that kind of thing happening in Colombia a lot. Not so much in other places.

Never went to a telo in BA but in Brazil they have spectacular love hotels!

 

[fool in love]

Yes it is legal in Argentina. No one here really cares what you do but the only thing illegal is pimps. But a man or woman is free to do whatever they want here.

The telos are great! Nice for when you don't trust the girl yet and don't want her to know where you live.

 

[Wally]

The telos are great! Nice for when you don't trust the girl yet and don't want her to know where you live.

Before I was married I went to a lot of them. I haven't gone in a long time. I wonder if the quality has gone up on them now. Probably. They used to be very seedy.

 

[RN in BA]

I have to admit I picked up a guy one night and didn't want him to know where my Airbnb was. I went to a telo and it was great! I can't remember how much it was as he paid it.

 

[I Love Mate]

My girlfriend's brother goes to them all the time with his girlfriend(s). I have an extra bedroom in my Airbnb and I offered to let him just use my Airbnb while I'm out but my girlfriend doesn't let me. I have never been to one of these. I saw the photos of some of those rooms and they look insane.

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I asked my novia if she wanted to check one out and the look on her face of disgust. She said that there are probably hundreds of people on that same bed each month. I still bet that some married people go to those places to spice things up. Not sure of the numbers. I saw that 3 million annual figure and shocked.

Been here. Amazing!

 

[Uncle Wong]

Darn some of these look so cool! I met a girl in a club and wasn't sure about bringing her to my Airbnb. I might have to check one of these out!

 

[Bingo]

Darn some of these look so cool! I met a girl in a club and wasn't sure about bringing her to my Airbnb. I might have to check one of these out!

Damn these look good but those articles are out of date. What are the best ones now? That one listed looks good but I heard there are tons of them in BA. I'd love to check them out.

 

[lemonade]

Damn these look good but those articles are out of date. What are the best ones now? That one listed looks good but I heard there are tons of them in BA. I'd love to check them out.

Here is an updated guide.

San Valentín: el día para visitar uno de los múltiples telos de Buenos Aires

Los telos, hotel de paso o simplemente albergue transitorio es un lugar donde la habitación se alquila por hora para pasar un buen rato con quien gusten.

buenosairesconnect.com

 

[Tim Joe]

I heard many telos closed down after Covid. Many went out of business. Sad.

 

[nikad]

Been here. Amazing!

My husband and I often go to love motels. They are a fun way to spice up our marriage. We have been to this Noche Galactica suite and was fun.

 

[carrider]

Here is an updated guide.

San Valentín: el día para visitar uno de los múltiples telos de Buenos Aires

Los telos, hotel de paso o simplemente albergue transitorio es un lugar donde la habitación se alquila por hora para pasar un buen rato con quien gusten.

buenosairesconnect.com

Thanks for the updated guide. I am going to try one out with a new novio that I met in the bar the other night. I don't trust him yet enough to bring him to my apartment. Those telos look fun!

 

[Wally]

My husband and I often go to love motels. They are a fun way to spice up our marriage. We have been to this Noche Galactica suite and was fun.

My wife and I before we had kids used to go to these telos for date night. Definitely kept the marriage spicy!

 

[Larry]

My wife and I before we had kids used to go to these telos for date night. Definitely kept the marriage spicy!

Wow I just saw how much some of these telos are charging. They got very expensive!! 48,000 pesos por turno!

 

[PhilipDT]

Wow I just saw how much some of these telos are charging. They got very expensive!! 48,000 pesos por turno!

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How long is a turno? And what is a Pernocte? How long is that?

 

[nikad]

How long is a turno? And what is a Pernocte? How long is that?

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

 

[Bingo]

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

Damn that is so freaky. I love it! That would keep a marriage alive!

 

[Wally]

Wow I just saw how much some of these telos are charging. They got very expensive!! 48,000 pesos por turno!

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Wow the prices went up quite a bit. Talk about inflation!

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

Nikad please talk to my wife! That would be every male's fantasy in Buenos Aires. Someone needs to start a wives group to give them some advice! My birthday is coming up!

 

[BarryBloomWwf]

Wow Nikad as someone who met you at a couple of expat meetings I will never look at you the same way again hubba hubba hee hee 😜 😉 😀

 

[PhilipDT]

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

Thanks Nikad! You sound like an expert at telos!