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Best telos (sex hotels) in Buenos Aires?

What was he cooking? Bacon and eggs ?
That is the worst part! I don't' have a lot of stuff in my place. I eat almost every meal out! He was trying to make pancakes. I didn't have any eggs and he went to my neighbor and borrowed some eggs! It was so embarrassing. It was just a hook up and normally the guy has the walk of shame out but now every time I see my neighbor I have the walk of shame out of the building.
 
Yes and they NEED drama. You can have the perfect day, lunch, beach, nice restaurant, laughs, great conversation, life is wonderful, and by the end of the day I can just see the gears in her head spinning inventing something to get jealous about because the perfect day must involve some kind of dramatic argument and make-up sex or it wouldn't be the perfect day
Very very very true. I can tell you some amazing stories about my ex girlfriend from Rio. To be fair, I cheated on her on her birthday. I wrote about that in my biography, 3 Years to Live. The Chapter is called, "I'm an Asshole". Brasileiras LOVE drama. Never a dull or boring day. The sex is the best with Brasileiras to be honest. I've dated girls in Latin America from Paraguay, Uruguay, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Mexico and I think it's safe to say girls from Brazil rock!

Barry you sound like a smart guy and welcome to the forum!
 
That is the worst part! I don't' have a lot of stuff in my place. I eat almost every meal out! He was trying to make pancakes. I didn't have any eggs and he went to my neighbor and borrowed some eggs! It was so embarrassing. It was just a hook up and normally the guy has the walk of shame out but now every time I see my neighbor I have the walk of shame out of the building.
Lol I wonder what he said to your neighbor when he asked for the eggs? I'm sure he was a gentleman and asked them in the nicest way possible... and did NOT brag about hooking up their neighbor haah. Or who knows maybe you can play it off and tell your neighbors a cousin made a last minute visit to be in town and had no where else to go.
Very very very true. I can tell you some amazing stories about my ex girlfriend from Rio. To be fair, I cheated on her on her birthday. I wrote about that in my biography, 3 Years to Live. The Chapter is called, "I'm an Asshole". Brasileiras LOVE drama. Never a dull or boring day. The sex is the best with Brasileiras to be honest. I've dated girls in Latin America from Paraguay, Uruguay, Argentina, Colombia, Brazil, Peru, Mexico and I think it's safe to say girls from Brazil rock!

Barry you sound like a smart guy and welcome to the forum!
Brazilians sure are beautiful, but damn they also sound scary lol.
 
That is the worst part! I don't' have a lot of stuff in my place. I eat almost every meal out! He was trying to make pancakes. I didn't have any eggs and he went to my neighbor and borrowed some eggs! It was so embarrassing. It was just a hook up and normally the guy has the walk of shame out but now every time I see my neighbor I have the walk of shame out of the building.
Damn that dude sounds crazy. You hooked up with him and brought him home to your apartment and he woke up and started making you breakfast? Which begs the question, where was he from? Which country? How old was he? Was he good in bed?
 
Lol I wonder what he said to your neighbor when he asked for the eggs? I'm sure he was a gentleman and asked them in the nicest way possible... and did NOT brag about hooking up their neighbor haah. Or who knows maybe you can play it off and tell your neighbors a cousin made a last minute visit to be in town and had no where else to go.

Brazilians sure are beautiful, but damn they also sound scary lol.
I dated a few girls from São Paulo. Gorgeous but do NOT make them angry. I had one that I got caught texting with another girl. I woke up and literally she had a pair of scissors in her hand. She claims she was joking but for about 20 seconds you don't want to know how scared I was!
 
Lol I wonder what he said to your neighbor when he asked for the eggs? I'm sure he was a gentleman and asked them in the nicest way possible... and did NOT brag about hooking up their neighbor haah. Or who knows maybe you can play it off and tell your neighbors a cousin made a last minute visit to be in town and had no where else to go.

Brazilians sure are beautiful, but damn they also sound scary lol.
All girls deep down inside are scary! People say the girls from Australia are laid back but they are as crazy as the rest of them!
 
All girls deep down inside are scary! People say the girls from Australia are laid back but they are as crazy as the rest of them!
I think there is some truth to this!

I dated a few girls from São Paulo. Gorgeous but do NOT make them angry. I had one that I got caught texting with another girl. I woke up and literally she had a pair of scissors in her hand. She claims she was joking but for about 20 seconds you don't want to know how scared I was!
OMG. That would be so scary.
Lol I wonder what he said to your neighbor when he asked for the eggs? I'm sure he was a gentleman and asked them in the nicest way possible... and did NOT brag about hooking up their neighbor haah. Or who knows maybe you can play it off and tell your neighbors a cousin made a last minute visit to be in town and had no where else to go.

Brazilians sure are beautiful, but damn they also sound scary lol.
That sounds like some kind of scary fun.
 
All girls deep down inside are scary! People say the girls from Australia are laid back but they are as crazy as the rest of them!
I second you on that on.
When I was living in Scotland I was dating a tall blonde Australian.
She invented a fake pregrancy then told me she lost it .
Then when we broke up she came down to my place and threw all the presents I had given her during our six month stint on my front porch. My neighbours were extremely amused with that and the shouting.
Our horizontal activities were certainly up there with the best but the stress was too much!
It kepy getting more dramatic - luckily my company asked me to go to the USA for 2 months to train the sales guys at our distributor.
Only my direct family knew that I had left the country
 
I second you on that on.
When I was living in Scotland I was dating a tall blonde Australian.
She invented a fake pregrancy then told me she lost it .
Then when we broke up she came down to my place and threw all the presents I had given her during our six month stint on my front porch. My neighbours were extremely amused with that and the shouting.
Our horizontal activities were certainly up there with the best but the stress was too much!
It kepy getting more dramatic - luckily My company asked me to go to the USA FOR TWO MONTHS TO TRAIN THE GUYS IN OUR DISTRIBUTOR.
Only my direct family knew that I had left the country
OMG! I heard Australian chicks were pyscho. Wow. I think Latina girls are easier. They are more accustomed to their men cheating on them. Heck they are cheating too. It's a sex crazed culture. I also had an ex Australian GF. She was a nut! I much prefer crazy Porteña girls than EU girls.
 
Women in general are all nuts! But I think if there were more wives or girlfriends like @nikad we would be in a much better place. Going to telos sounds fun! She probably has an amazing sex life with her husband! Excellent!
Women are not crazy. Men are crazy!

I have never cheated , I have always kept my word.
Occasionally economical with the truth, but never any outright lies!
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All men cheat! I have never met a faithful guy. Especially Argentine guys! I am dating a guy from Spain now. He is also a liar but the sex is so good I can't resist. I just invited him to a telo taking @nikad's advice. He told me wow I think I am in love. Thank you Nikad for great advice!
 
Women are not crazy. Men are crazy!


All men cheat! I have never met a faithful guy. Especially Argentine guys! I am dating a guy from Spain now. He is also a liar but the sex is so good I can't resist. I just invited him to a telo taking @nikad's advice. He told me wow I think I am in love. Thank you Nikad for great advice!
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ETA: ok maybe some comment. To be fair Che did say women as in plural, so woman singular is allowed to be crazy haha
 
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All men cheat! I have never met a faithful guy. Especially Argentine guys! I am dating a guy from Spain now. He is also a liar but the sex is so good I can't resist. I just invited him to a telo taking @nikad's advice. He told me wow I think I am in love. Thank you Nikad for great advice!

I am like @Johnny Always faithful. In my past relationships it has always been the girlfriends that have cheated. One of my ex-girlfriends slept with my brother! How is that for you? I had to ruin my relationship and now I don't talk to my brother!
NO guys are faithful. That is what I learned after all my time on Earth.
 
All men cheat! I have never met a faithful guy. Especially Argentine guys! I am dating a guy from Spain now. He is also a liar but the sex is so good I can't resist. I just invited him to a telo taking @nikad's advice. He told me wow I think I am in love. Thank you Nikad for great advice!
Agree with you Che! My friends that lived in Buenos Aires for 2 years said every single boyfriend they had in Argentina cheats. I have been here in Spain for a while and they all cheat there too. I think it's in the culture of Latino men. My boyfriends in the USA were too cheap to cheat. They probably couldn't afford to take the girls to dinner. Sounds like @FuturoBA and your ex-boyfriend. All they want to do is stop working!
 
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