Best telos (sex hotels) in Buenos Aires?

[nikad]

Wow Nikad as someone who met you at a couple of expat meetings I will never look at you the same way again hubba hubba hee hee 😜 😉 😀

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Avocado]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Nikad is right. These have existed for a long time. I went to them and I know my children have visited them before. I am surprised how expensive they are now. I was shocked to see Larry's post. Much more than it used to be. I have not been to a telo in decades. Nikad I think my husband would have a heart attack if I asked him to go to one.

 

[MikeYoung]

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

Thanks @nikad. I had NO idea that you could go to telos for the entire night. I always thought it was only 2-3 hours. ˆ I'm learning new stuff daily on this website!

 

[Ries]

A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.

I had NO idea @nikad! I will never look at you the same way!

 

[BarryBloomWwf]

I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )

 

[ghost]

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )

Cariocas are NOT ashamed of sex. My first wife was Brazilian. Wow, we had such sexual chemistry! The telos in Rio are amazing! My wife brought me to one with an ocean view. It was very expensive! I wish more women would take a clue and give their men this sort of thing. I applaud you Nikad!

 

[MikeRoss]

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )

Where do I sign up for a wife like this!!!??

 

[earlyretirement]

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )

Be careful! Brazilian women are some of the most jealous on the planet. I dated a lot of girls from Brazil when I had my apartment in Rio for 6 years. There were a few times I thought a girl would kill me. LOL.

I wish Buenos Aires had telos like they had in Rio. I would stay in this one 3-4 days in a row. Crazy they still charged me 3 X the 8 hour rate to stay for 24 hours. Had some of my best times with my friends where we would book out several of these entire places and throw parties. Those were the days.

Vips | Motel

motelvips.com.br

 

[nikad]

Be careful! Brazilian women are some of the most jealous on the planet. I dated a lot of girls from Brazil when I had my apartment in Rio for 6 years. There were a few times I thought a girl would kill me. LOL.

I wish Buenos Aires had telos like they had in Rio. I would stay in this one 3-4 days in a row. Crazy they still charged me 3 X the 8 hour rate to stay for 24 hours. Had some of my best times with my friends where we would book out several of these entire places and throw parties. Those were the days.

Vips | Motel

motelvips.com.br

OMG! That telo in Rio looks incredible. I will save up to take my husband there. We have been to Brazil before but that place is beautiful. I will surprise my husband for his birthday. Thanks for posting the URL.

 

[Avocado]

OMG! That telo in Rio looks incredible. I will save up to take my husband there. We have been to Brazil before but that place is beautiful. I will surprise my husband for his birthday. Thanks for posting the URL.

You convinced me! I will invite my husband to one. Maybe he have stroke! I have no visited tell for 20 year!

 

[James Bond]

My husband and I often go to love motels. They are a fun way to spice up our marriage. We have been to this Noche Galactica suite and was fun.

My girlfriend needs to talk to you! I have tried to get her to go to them when we lived in BA. She thinks they are so dirty.

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )

Where are all of you finding these cool wives! I want one that likes telos!

Be careful! Brazilian women are some of the most jealous on the planet. I dated a lot of girls from Brazil when I had my apartment in Rio for 6 years. There were a few times I thought a girl would kill me. LOL.

I wish Buenos Aires had telos like they had in Rio. I would stay in this one 3-4 days in a row. Crazy they still charged me 3 X the 8 hour rate to stay for 24 hours. Had some of my best times with my friends where we would book out several of these entire places and throw parties. Those were the days.

Vips | Motel

motelvips.com.br

I have been to VIPS! I was on a breakup with my current Novia and I went to Rio. The funnest time of my life. That along with the termas in Brazil were incredible! I don't want to come back home. I would be ruined if I lived in Rio.

 

[Joe]

This is a good idea and I suggested the same thing to a friend that arrived very late at night. He went to one near his Airbnb and then checked into his Airbnb after he left the telo. Affordable options.

This is a GREAT idea. Sometimes I also have a night flight out. I wonder if they will give you a good deal to just use it a few hours from Airbnb check-out to before you leave for your night flight. I will check it out. How is the wi-fi signal in these places?

 

[Dublin2BuenosAires]

My husband and I often go to love motels. They are a fun way to spice up our marriage. We have been to this Noche Galactica suite and was fun.

I will check it out. Wow Nikad. Who knew?! You GO girl!

 

[FuturoBA]

Lol such great stories everybody. This place really is like a telenovela like @Jenn said.

"@Jenn come here there's a new season starting" 🙂

 

[Avocado]

Lol such great stories everybody. This place really is like a telenovela like @Jenn said.

"@Jenn come here there's a new season starting" 🙂

I agree! This site starting to get real good. Much better now that someone get kicked off site. People more relaxed now. I ask my husband to go to telo this weekend. He ask me if I am sick. I tell him he want to go or no? He said yes he will go. I let you know how it go.

 

[GlasgowJohn]

When I first started dating Mrs GlasgowJohn , we started to renovate a PH that we bought in Caballito.
Unfortunately work lasted longer than xpected and we had no water as we were renewing all the pipes.
Cant wash or shower? .. solution go to the local telo!
We had to go for two visits before we finished the plumbing work at our place!

 

[earlyretirement]

When I first started dating Mrs GlasgowJohn , we started to renovate a PH that we bought in Caballito.
Unfortunately work lasted longer than xpected and we had no water as we were renewing all the pipes.
Cant wash or shower? .. solution go to the local telo!
We had to go for two visits before we finished the plumbing work at our place!

But the million dollar question is have you been to one since? If not, why not? I have never been in a telo with my wife but you all are giving me a few ideas! My problem is we own a bunch of places in Buenos Aires so we always have somewhere to go! LOL.

 

[Jenn]

Lol such great stories everybody. This place really is like a telenovela like @Jenn said.

"@Jenn come here there's a new season starting" 🙂

I am enjoying the forum. It is really starting to come alive. It is great that some of you have met one another. I read about @earlyretirement bringing all that stuff to you guys. @FuturoBA did you meet anyone yet? I remember you own a place there so you don't need a telo. But then again, if you are hooking up with some random people probably better. I picked up a guy at a bar the other night and brought him home and he wouldn't leave!

I woke up and he was cooking me breakfast naked! I was like get the hell out of here!

 

[BarryBloomWwf]

What was he cooking? Bacon and eggs ?

 

[BarryBloomWwf]

Be careful! Brazilian women are some of the most jealous on the planet. I dated a lot of girls from Brazil when I had my apartment in Rio for 6 years. There were a few times I thought a girl would kill me. LOL.

Yes and they NEED drama. You can have the perfect day, lunch, beach, nice restaurant, laughs, great conversation, life is wonderful, and by the end of the day I can just see the gears in her head spinning inventing something to get jealous about because the perfect day must involve some kind of dramatic argument and make-up sex or it wouldn't be the perfect day