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Best telos (sex hotels) in Buenos Aires?

Wow Nikad as someone who met you at a couple of expat meetings I will never look at you the same way again hubba hubba hee hee 😜 😉 😀
I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.
 
I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Nikad is right. These have existed for a long time. I went to them and I know my children have visited them before. I am surprised how expensive they are now. I was shocked to see Larry's post. Much more than it used to be. I have not been to a telo in decades. Nikad I think my husband would have a heart attack if I asked him to go to one.
 
A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.
Thanks @nikad. I had NO idea that you could go to telos for the entire night. I always thought it was only 2-3 hours. ˆ I'm learning new stuff daily on this website!
 
A turno is around 2 or 3 hours at most telos. A pernocte means an overnight stay. But you have to arrive late. Sometimes my hubby and I will go out to dinner and then go. I don't think you can go before 10 to 11 PM and then you mostly have to be out by 8 AM. It's always best to check with the telo on specific terms.

Also check to see if they allow guests and how many. Sometimes when I'm feeling freaky, I invite one of my girfriends to join in. Most telos will let you have friends join in.
I had NO idea @nikad! I will never look at you the same way!
 
I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never met anyone at any expat meetings. I don't meet up with strangers, least of which are expats.

There is nothing wrong at all with going to telos. Most of us from Argentina spent much of our youth in telos. When you live at home and have family and dating you have no where to go but the telos. Most of us locals grew up in telos. It is a very normal and healthy thing.

I have an incredible marriage in large part going to telos with him. Nothing to be ashamed of.

I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )
 
I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )
Cariocas are NOT ashamed of sex. My first wife was Brazilian. Wow, we had such sexual chemistry! The telos in Rio are amazing! My wife brought me to one with an ocean view. It was very expensive! I wish more women would take a clue and give their men this sort of thing. I applaud you Nikad!
 
I definitely never said it's anything to be ashamed of. My wife who is Brazilian spent a lot of her youth in Rio telos it's super hot as Wally says ; )
Be careful! Brazilian women are some of the most jealous on the planet. I dated a lot of girls from Brazil when I had my apartment in Rio for 6 years. There were a few times I thought a girl would kill me. LOL.

I wish Buenos Aires had telos like they had in Rio. I would stay in this one 3-4 days in a row. Crazy they still charged me 3 X the 8 hour rate to stay for 24 hours. Had some of my best times with my friends where we would book out several of these entire places and throw parties. Those were the days.

 
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