The Iran regime will collapse in 3 weeks then Trump will liberate Cuba and officially go down as the greatest ever president.
Oh wow, just three weeks? That’s incredibly efficient. Regime change usually takes years, but I guess we’ve upgraded to Amazon Prime geopolitics now.
And I like how we’re just casually stacking achievements: collapse Iran, swing by Cuba, wrap it all up before lunch, and boom—greatest president ever. No messy details, no unintended consequences, no decades of history getting in the way. Clean. Simple. Like a movie montage.
Meanwhile, in the real world, Iran is still launching missiles and preparing for a long fight, not exactly packing up in three weeks (
Financial Times). And Cuba? It’s already in a slow-moving crisis with blockades and negotiations, not exactly waiting for a quick “liberation tour” (
AP News).
But sure, three weeks. Maybe throw in solving inflation and curing traffic while we’re at it. Go big or go home, right?